To be 100% honest, Chuck Schumer has zero idea what's happening on the internet
And when it comes to the rapidly evolving field of artificial intelligence, Senator Schumer's understanding is like a dream within a dream, making it impossible for him to navigate.
The problem isn't that Chuck Schumer doesn't know how to code, it's that he doesn't know how to use a computer.
By Mike Reid | January 2025
An urgent call to action rises. A call that is ignited by anticipation and anxiety. At the heart of this plea, stands one man, Senator Chuck Schumer. His resolute character, resilient spirit, and New York's indomitable energy are knitted together, forming an inseparable bond, an association as iconic as the city's skyline.
Senator Schumer, we have nothing but respect and affection for you. Your New Yorker charm, the blend of grit, wit, and tenacity, is impossible to ignore. It is this charm that binds us to you, and it is this charm that prompts us to express our concern.
Our concern is not intended to belittle your considerable accomplishments. It revolves around the increasingly intricate dynamics of AI and the digital world, a place where we fear you may not yet have fully ventured. This concern is not just about the present, but also the future, a future where the digital revolution is driving profound changes at breakneck speed.
What worries many of us is the apparent lack of evidence that you are abreast with these rapid technological transformations.
The Democrats now stands at a crucial juncture, requiring leadership that comprehends the complexities of AI. It is time for a new torchbearer, not because we doubt you, Senator Schumer, but because we believe you have a different destiny to fulfill.
At the age of 74, it's certainly reasonable to ponder the next chapter of your life and the role of Mr. New York is not a step down but presents a transformative opportunity, an evolution, leveraging your vast experience and wisdom.
Your stepping into the role of Mr New York would usher in a new era in America, not just for you but for the Democrats. It would create space for new voices to emerge, voices that understand the digital landscape and can guide the party through it.
And isn't that what democracy is all about?
As we chart this exciting future, we propose a plan as dynamic and vibrant as New York itself. We plan to celebrate you, Senator Schumer, as the future Mr. New York, with city-wide street parties and celebrations. Imagine the electricity in the air, the city buzzing with anticipation, the streets alive with the spirit of New York, all to honor you.
It's a promise of a grand celebration, one that Mr. New York himself wouldn't want to miss.
Wouldn't it be wonderful for you to step into this role, to become the Mr. New York everyone loves? It's a win/win/win: You keep serving the state you love, the Democrats gets a new tech-savvy leader, and New Yorkers get their beloved Mr. New York.
So, let's come together to celebrate you, and to usher in a new era for the Democratic Party.
Let's show our appreciation for a man who has dedicated his life to public service and guide him into a role that he is destined for.